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How much time should I give it after this Easter Sunday to expect things back to normal?...Do they take long
holiday breaks?

I'm about to crack and have been checking fares on 4 different airlines 5 times a day. If I don't
get laid soon somebody is going to get hurt.

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Jeb

Slow your roll hero...reminds me of a movie..."Joel, son, please get off the babysitter"....

I've been chatting with chicas over the last couple of days, as I have made my late April reservations there...They are HUNGRY!...in fact, I bet you could get a few of them to slip out of Mass during Easter Sunday Communion to knock out a quickie. I would think mid week post next Sunday should be plenty fine.

Good hunting,
CH

They definitely are hungry. At least the local Hatillo girls. In the past 3 days have got calls from two amigas of an old friend. Chicas I have never met offering to come over.

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

Then what happened, the alarm went off and you had to wake up?


Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

Since I have never met you or had any dialogue with you I am going to have to assume you are just another troll protected by the one third rule. Therefor I have to say no comment.

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

Awe...don't be so butt hurt. I'm just funnin' with ya, geesh....


Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

For safety reasons, I would only go down on a chica if the panocha smells fresh and looks clean.

That's what I was thinking, DildoMan. You definitely don't want to pluck bloody hairs from between your teeth.

I concur with DildoMan..CH

Mongers CRT is hiring Little Darling mathematicians.

Three Mongers are asked how many Little Darlings are available:

One monger has a degree in pure mongering,

Another one in applied mongering,

And the third one obtained his B.Sc. in Sea Stories.

All three are asked the same question: "How many Little Darlings are around?"

The pure monger says: "It's at least 2,... One and one third, and another two thirds"

The applied monger says "you're dreaming", takes out his pocket calculator, punches in the numbers, and replies: "It's 1.999999999."

C Dude says, "What do you want it to be?

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"It's 1.999999999."

C Dude says, "What do you want it to be?



(1.9999)^3??

1.3333333333333 plus 0.666666666666666

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

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