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The first time i came back from CR they put a W on a little white card and i had to go sit on a bench just like in the song"Alices Restaurant" You know you are in for it when they do that!

Smashed all my cigars!

Being put on the group “W” bench for Smuggling cigars is far better the being put there for something really bad like “littering “

Did they take any 8x10 color glossy photographs , with a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each was to be used a evidence against you?

But I worry about sitting among the mother rapers and father stabbers, father rapers and mother stabbers ... Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie. I put my that envelope under the garbage.

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If you let the devil ride, he's gonna want to drive

Yea but what about those of us who created a " nuisance." Thats what seperates the pros from the wanna be's bad guys

Regardless, it will be just another case of blind justice.

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If you let the devil ride, he's gonna want to drive

I have been asked by customs once about what I was doing in CR. I told him I was enjoying myself with a big smile. They guy really looked pissed off but then he just let me thru.

But I don't care. I did nothing illegal. I bring nothing back.The next time I am asked I think I'll give a detailed report of every chica just like people do on this site. Why would they do anything to me?

Not a bad idea. Maybe I will have copies of my previous trip reports so they can have a blow by blow description of events.

Dean

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."

Here's what I'm thinking...

Next time through IAH and the ICE agent (preferrably female) asks me what I was doing in CR..I'll tell her, sportphuking between 4-6 women per day. I'll say I actually was having most fellate me, as I enjoy CIM with women. Before she has a chance to get in a word edgewise, I'll complement her on her hair, and hand her my business card, with an invitation to come see me sometime.

Do you think this will hold me up on my connecting flight?

CH

It depends if you provide a shower cap or not.

Dean

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."

Guys: I misspelled "compliment"...sorry
CH

I didn't even notice, I was just worried about getting her hair wet, or sticky.

Dean

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my first wingman sent me this, how true

" most of the girls down here, lie as a self defense mechanism and to not have to face the truth, thinking most men couldn't accept them knowing the whole truth. Simpler, they may just want men to think they are as perfect as they want to appear to them, trying to hide what they consider to be the ugly truth about themselves. And I may be reading more into it than is there, but I do believe they consider the basis of the lies to be justified."

Probably so. If you do it make sure and record it.