If one "wants" to spend more than a month or two at a time in costa rica
a nice high pressure colonic or two might be helpful...beautiful food women cars bikes zoos theatre hookers music beaches in panama uruguay paraguay peru chile argentina guatemala even bolivia.. at way below inflated tourist cr clusterfuck prices...wishin wont make a silk purse out of sows ear ticoville...take a 2 week long train trip in chile for jackshit..meet really beautiful approachable chili annas...some of these countries have a real culture and purspective after years of turdmoil instead of whining tico faux marxist proggressive faggot fuckin gringosfault were lazy morons bullshit after being coddled and protected by uncle sugar for a century...or you can sit around and wait for assholes watching many of you from the hills to get around to making the inevitable phone call to the boys on the ground after you leave the bank ....the women in 25 dollar ph paraguay mps get sacked at twenty and leave for other countries ...while still too beautiful for colombia costa rica etc..head for europe argentina upscale places..put mo and jo in gear and "get some" perspective ameegos....youll just come back to sj for an occassional saturday morning shit in the open window of a fuerza chinomobile
