www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Job Description:
1) Over see and take part in the delivery of soil enhancement materials.
definition: Shoveling sh*t

2) Control of inventory to maximize distribution while maintaining quality.
definition: not ph*cking too many chicas and running out of leche

3) Irrigation techniques and the control of the amount used to maintain equilibrium of the farm. Occasional experimentation of different liquids or solids in varying quantities for enhancement purposes.
definition: Not getting too drunk, trying different drinks or new beers

4) Occasional local trips to experiment in field plowing techniques which may involve the use of new tools or tools unfamiliar to you.
definition: Trips to HDR, SL, MPs and others to get laid and "play"

5) Possible seed germination techniques but under controlled variables. Hopefully these will be failures with no outcome but provide an invaluable learning experience.
definition: USE A CONDOM and hope it doesn't break.

6) Not interfering with other employees in the execution of their tasks unless they are on break.
definition: Refers to a thread started by El Ciego about people approaching him while talking with a chica and them telling him about her performance.

7) Possible use of material delivery enhancements to increase duration of distribution mechanisms.
definition: Using vitamin V, C or L

8 Exercising good judgment in the selection of possible stock to be used.
definition: showing good taste in selecting a chica: however beauty is in the eye of the beholder

9) Documenting experimentation but not publishing any results with out prior approval.
definition: Submit a trip report occasionally but DO NOT POST PHOTO's with out the ladies permission !!!

10) Not offering to supplement the farm in any way.
definition: DO NOT SEND MONEY

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Patriot: Ice Road Trucking through the Bearing Sea to recovery

Excellent!! Thank You Patriot, My mind is not working as it should. Have not had oppurtunity to make a trip to CR in over a year. Fightting my Ex-Tica for custody of son in the US. My little head needs to be purged, so my big head can think again, These gringas are just not doing the job.

I will be doing my best to put this together and post. Plan on a trip after custody hearing, November 3rd. Thank you everybody for the help. got allot on my mind. custody, IRS audit, US financial crisis hit me hard... and I just could not think