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Berk2302
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:51 pm 
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Ok... CRT fellow becomes a real "papi". I get an invite to a "shower". What should I bring as a gift. I'm thinking rubbers or a gift certificate to see a urologist for a snip job. The rubbers are cheaper. maybe a "fleshlight" considering the plumbing is out of order for a while.

Need some suggestions........

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I would take the stinking panties his new wife left behind at my hotel. And I definitely will never pick up the baby or be close to it in case it looks like me. :P :P :P :P

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I would suggest a DNA sample just in case you are a potential baby daddy. :oops: :roll:


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Berk2302 wrote:
Ok... CRT fellow becomes a real "papi".
Berk....


Who would be that obtuse? :P

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Who got the invite? You or your novia? :P Since when do MEN go to baby showers??? :? :lol:

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I would take the stinking panties his new wife left behind at my hotel. And I definitely will never pick up the baby or be close to it in case it looks like me.
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Man that is COLD, but freaking funny!!! :lol: :lol:

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Bktuna wrote:
I would suggest a DNA sample just in case you are a potential baby daddy. :oops: :roll:


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Invite Maury Povich as a surprise guest to the shower. :shock: Watch mamma squirm as she tells papi a secret. :oops: "I was with cincuenta other gringos the week we met." :shock: Ah, the drama as Maury opens the results envelope. "When it comes to mini bambino, you are....:P :P :P :?

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Bktuna wrote:
I would suggest a DNA sample just in case you are a potential baby daddy. :oops: :roll:


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Invite Maury Povich as a surprise guest to the shower. :shock: Watch mamma squirm as she tells papi a secret. :oops: "I was with cincuenta other gringos the week we met." :shock: Ah, the drama as Maury opens the results envelope. "When it comes to mini bambino, you are....:P :P :P :?


NAILED IT! :shock: How about a Monger for Dummies Book?

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Berk... if you gonna be an a**hole, at least be a paying one. So much negative(sp) bulls*it and no financial support for the site



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Hank wrote:
Berk... if you gonna be an a**hole, at least be a paying one. So much negative(sp) bulls*it and no financial support for the site



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I will never know why you felt the need to make such a post that clearly and unambiguously violates the rules of this board. How I long for the old days. :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Berk... if you gonna be an a**hole, at least be a paying one. So much negative(sp) bulls*it and no financial support for the site



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Hank,
Why are you calling someone an Asshole in the forum? That is a blatant violation of CRT policy. Are you one of the good old boys too and can do what you want? Why the attitude towards Berk though?
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SnapperTrapper wrote:
Hank wrote:
Berk... if you gonna be an a**hole, at least be a paying one. So much negative(sp) bulls*it and no financial support for the site



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Hank,
Why are you calling someone an Asshole in the forum? That is a blatant violation of CRT policy. Are you one of the good old boys too and can do what you want? Why the attitude towards Berk though?
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Just didn't like what he had to say that's all. end of discussion
time to move on
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Hank wrote:
Just didn't like what he had to say that's all. end of discussion
time to move on


WTF, from reading all the posts, both of yours posts were the most negative ones. Am I missing something here? :shock: :shock:

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