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Jagged Edge Writes:


JE: This happens to the best of us. It happens because she WAS the last one. It is more because we have to leave her behind and return to our dismal real world existence. We spend 4-7 days being "King of the World" and able to get any pu*sy we want. Then, without warning....it stops. We wish that last one could just go on and on. Trust me on this one mi amigo. By the time you return, you won't even remember what she looked like. You will have moved on.



Listen to me, mi amigo. THIS IS ALL A GAME. These chicas are actresses. Ever know any actresses? Sometimes they feel like performing, and sometimes they don't. Here is the REAL DEAL....and you heard it here from the Astro: Don't take this personally, but she never liked you at all. I mean that. She only pretended to like you to get more dinero. She wanted repeat business. Once you got toward the end of your trip, there was NO NEED to pretend anymore. She went back to her bitchy self.

I hate to break it to you, but they really, deep down, kinda resent us old fat gringos. Sometimes you are lucky and find one before the resentment sets in. That is why we love to find the newbie first timers down there. We want to find that once chica that has not become jaded by the Del Rey experience. hard to do anymore, because Vegas Bob gets to them first and corrupts them.



A little cynicism is a healthy thing, but never give up your heart. Join ME if you will, on the never ending search for the Ultimate GFE. Knowing all that I have stated above, I still enjoy the hunt for that one special ultimate babe. I know she is faking it with me....but she fakes it SOOOO GOOD that I almost believe it's real. But guard your heart mi amigo. Let them see you have a heart....but never let them get close enough to capture it. Once they do that....you are a dead man. And if they sense they have done that, they will squeeze all the blood out of it. Get close, but not too close.....and always....always....always suspect that they are lying to you. They can't stop lying. It is in their nature....their very soul. If you saw how they were raised (see my earlier comments posted by Paco above), you would understand why.

Good Luck--JaggedEdge

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Buzz wants to know: Astro where do I go from here oh please tell me & hurry.



She is simply playing you. She may have had intentions of going to school at first....but she has no role models. School is hard work. Most of these ticas do not like hard work. That is why they end up at the Del Rey. The Del Rey is EASY. Even if this girl is NOT a del rey girl....she has figured out how to get money from you for sexo and affection. That is a lot easier than working for a living. Those menial jobs are tough and pay next to nothing.



Yes....they DO make them different in Costa Rica. Please read my comments on how these chicas are raised that was posted earlier. She knows what you really want. You want to screw her, and she knows the fastest way to get your dinero is to screw you. Why play games and pretend that you just want her to teach you spanish. This is not rocket science. I mentioned earlier....these chicas learn that their pu*sy is their most powerful device! They learn how to use it to get what they want. They have been doing it for years....they have been raised to do it...and taught to do it by uncaring TICOS. You can't change that now.

Just learn to love them for it. It is the tie that binds us! I am reminded of a little story when walking through Multiplaza Mall with Super K, my hot spinner little novia....and Andres the Shoe Shine boy that introduced us. I was buying Super K all these new clothes, and nothing for him. He stopped me halfway through the mall and said..."Astro, why are you buying her all these clothes and nothing for me. I am your friend." I did not know what to say...but Super K did NOT miss a beat. She said "Because you don't have a POOOOOSY!" The simplicity of it shocked the hell out of me, but damn it, she was right. And she KNEW it. And so did he. He turned to slink away and I stopped him and bought him a new pair of tennis shoes.

Good Luck -- Buzz

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Get Rythym pleads:

Awww....I was waiting for the first LAL guy to wade into this GFE discussion. No need to apologize....you ARE a cold bastard, but nothing wrong with that. There are two basic kinds of guys on this board....the LAL guys (Love Em and Leave Em) and the GFE guys (Girl Friend Experience). Nothing wrong with either one. The cool thing about Costa Rica is that BOTH groups can go down with a completely different agenda, and both have a blast.



Yes, that is all true....but the cultural difference is what I LOVE about the latinas. I love the hot blooded tempers....the devil may care attitude....the age differences. Come on man...I can screw a hot latina 18 year old....try doing THAT in Peoria! I love the fact that they live for today. I love the fact that many of them have virtually NO hangups about sex. I love the fact that they start sex at an early age, because they REALLY know what they are doing by the time they turn 18. You don't find chicas like this in the US....so I say VIVA LA DIFFERENCE!




I can't change you from an LAL guy. I don't want to. Too many GFE guys down there would spoil the chicas. We need guys like you to just love and leave em....and leaving the spoiling to us.

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Astroglide writes:



Amen, my brother! I couldn't have said it better myself. These girls are all wonderful and fascinating - in fact, I can't wait to experience more of them on my next trip in February. They aren't like the women here - and that's why I love them.

But why hold on to the fantasy that you can actually have some kind of "relationship" with them, given the aforementioned issues. Lee got it absolutely right in his earlier post:

Hey Jagged for you isn't it 23 hours and 58 minutes of the day?

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Buzz: The motherly instinct in most chicas is incredibly strong. I would be willing to bet that 90% of the Del Rey chicas have a K*D or two at home. One of the reasons we get to find them there and take them to bed upstairs is this incredible sense of nurturing that the latinas seem to have. They rationalize that...yes they may be hookers, but they are doing it for their N*no.

They are raised to look out for the younger ones. Latinas as young as 8-10 are often babysitters for much younger Ch*ldren. They are taught from a young age that they have two roles in life....

1) screwing
2) having Babi*s

Many of them actually choose to have a baby at an early age because they have this deep sense of need to nurture. They figure they will never get a Tico male to love them, but the idea that one little baby will love them and rely completely on them for survival actually gets them through their miserable days.

I have been with many of these ticas and their Babi*s. I have witnessed this incredible sense of responsibility and caring. It is really quite admirable. I remember when I invited hot little Keren to come shopping with me the next day, I was stunned when her little girl also named Keren was on her hip when she walked into the Hotel Presidente. I was not expecting that, but figured....what the hell. I'll play daddy. I held the baby while Keren tried on 12 pairs of jeans till she found the right ones.

When I visited Kathryn in her tiny casa in Alajuelita, she introduced me to her three year old son who was already learning english in school. He could say several english words. I was blown away. Kathryn DEEPLY loved this little boy. She did everything for him. When I took Kayse shopping, it was the day before her daughters 2 year birthday party, and she insisted that we buy the daughter gifts before she ever thought of getting herself anything. So that is what we did.

When I took Helen, "the Mouth of the South" to the Mall of San Pedro, she was frustrated that there was not much of a selection of baby clothes there. I mentioned this to Rene, my driver. He suggested we visit Paquena Mundo near the Mutliplaza Mall in Escazu. That was like a Costco with baby clothes and shit. We had a great time there.

You may ask....what the HELL is Astro doing! He went to Costa Rica to screw hot latinas....and all he is doing is playing papa for some other dudes K*D....and wasting time and money. Not so, gentlemen. Remember you have to get inside the tica heads to really score. Once I showed them that I cared for the K*D...and bought the K*D something....it was like unlocking the secret chamber. In every case....without exception....the next sexual encounter became INSANELY caliente. I had proven myself worthy. It was no longer sex for money....but sex for helping them with their deepest and most precious concern. I moved into Monger Diety. It was WELL worth the investment. And I always LOVED getting the looks from the old Gringas wondering what the hell this old Gringo was doing holding a little dark haired baby with a hot young latina on my side. THAT was priceless! I loved flaunting it!

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I'll back you up 100% on gifts for the k*ds. Hot sexo will come from a toy or ropas for the little ones a lot faster than Victorias underwear.
A Christmas gift of some cash to a non-working girl I know went to buy something for her parents. They don't forget that kind of stuff as quick.

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Why Chicas Come to CostaRica:

"Predators gather where prey abounds"

Does anybody else notice that all our sob stories sound the same, only the names change. First law of the jungle: kill or be killed; eat or be eaten. It's us vs. them. Ain't no emotion, ain't no love. It's a game. They want money, that's it. Having said that, yes, it's all about fantasy. That's what makes it fun. Just don't get lost in the fantasy and when you look in the mirror don't fool yourself. But damn, I'm ready to check into the Sportsmen on Friday night after being in the States for a week. Hope to be telling a chica some lies around midnight.

Hey Thirdworld,
Hola mi amigo.
In all my posts about my favorita, I expressed that I have strong feelings for her-I never said she has them for me. Money is the only thing that lets me into her game. I'm sure she is probably screwing a gringo as I write this.
That's not my game tho. It's not kill or be killed with me. My nature is to be kind and generous to someone who sucked the seed from my body 35-40 times already.
At 57 this makes me happy. When I was younger, the clock moved really slow from the time I jizzed her until the time she left.

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Why Chicas Come to CostaRica:

"Predators gather where prey abounds"

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I totally agree about being kind and respectful to the girls. What I mean by kill or be killed is that I know the game and play by their own rules. Now when one of the chicas is telling me something it goes in one ear and out the other. From reading other experiences on the board, all these girls are playing their preordained role and that's ok. Also, I don't take phone numbers anymore. If I see one I like I go with them, but I'm too impatient to play the phone game with them. Too much waiting.