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are special....Been to the house also, the boys names are justin5 yrs. old...he loves zig, billy 7yrs. he loves me like papa, and deiners, 3 yrs.old.too young to tell, though I had to hold the K*D for 10 mins. Am done doing that scene, so keep up the good work mi amigo...You took my place...Would ask astro bout this, but I already figured things out...Sorry astro, oh, and by the way the 11 year old is with dad! The broad is hot, but at 28, she is too old for me...Looking for 18-23, only...23 is my max age from now on....so, astro, want to analyze this situation? Gringo been there and done it, versus gringo still doing it, including sending xmas gifts, and other monetary favors...

Zig-
You need a more qualified shrink than Astro

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zigmonger-
Why do you bother me with the fact that you have been with a working girl that I like a lot? You know from my posts how I feel about her, yet you still feel a compulsion to post her pic and tell how much you paid her for a TLN. Is that in the spirit of this group?
Is PMing me with some BS telling me you got a STD from her after going in sin condom in the spirit of CRT? You say we have a lot in common. No way man! I feel more akin to the tuba man. He isn't trying to hurt me.
You want her-no problem. Just pay your money and she is yours. Just stay out of my life. I'm having too much fun to bother with little boys like you.

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Dear Astro,
Please do not get involved with this. This has been festering for 4-5 months. I would hate to see you "having a bad day at the office" while trying to write your column.
We all enjoy your column so please just relax. We will have a pissing contest at the SB party.

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Dear Astro-
First, let me say that I am so glad that this board now has an expert in matters of the heart that the rest of the members can count on for advice.
On my last trip while walking across Morazon Park, I met a chica that I could immediately tell was different than all the other putas that one runs into at the Del Rey. We only talked for a few minutes, but I think I was smittened, because she was so special in a unique way. My problem is that I would like to get her a gift of some kind to impress her the next time we meet, but I'm having a little difficulty guessing sizes. Initially I thought about a nice diamond neckless, but I can't figure out what size she might wear, as her Adam's apple appeared to be somewhat larger than normal. Then I thought about maybe a silk blouse, but she is somewhat less developed in the teta area than many of the other chicas with slightly larger shoulders. My next thought was some of those fancy high heeled shoes, but here again her feet are considerably larger than most chicas.
I am really looking forward to any thoughts that you might have regarding, maybe I'm being presumptuous by saying, my new chica.
This might be the one that I have been looking for to settle down with and have Ch*ldren together.
Smitten in San Jose.
Diablo

Deer Rasro,

Dude....like you da man..mon. i wont to kum to da costy rico so bad now. like everbudy tinks you re the won. i liv in south us. Wont to be yur best frend. i wood lik a costa rici gurlfrend here. i dunt make too much monies like u tough. kan u hep me. i only hav a truuk tat i made frum da partrs at the reckin yard were i wurk..but maybe u culd hep me find 1 gould 1. even if u hav dun her before. unce i get stoped by th poolice wit my gurlfrend and he say u pay me. not enough so she sid she wood take car of it. she lik had sex wit him on the hood of my truk. so i di hur sister in front of her..and she left me. duno whi.

Kan u hep me. I will com ther nex week. I wont to fall in lov and bring her bak here to my traler. Thay say ther is sombudy fer everbudy, so I will look fur yer gudince.

Cant wate to meet all u gyes and change my life.

kooter

I'm a little confused. I think this thread was originally intended to be satirical. Many of the posts in it clearly are. However, some I'm not so sure about and I'd be willing to bet that newbies reading this that don't know the individuals involved would be even more confused. For his part, Astro seems to be replying to all the posts as though he takes his assumed role of "relationship guru" seriously. He certainly does have plenty of experience, though I'm not sure I'd want to use any of it as a guide.

Have fun with it or joke around about it if you want, but remember the only real piece of advice you need: Always think twice before you take SERIOUSLY any GFE with a DR puta (as opposed to GFFE). It seems even seasoned "experts" who've been burned before can easily forget that one.

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I would start with something small at first, like maybe a set of gillette razors. If she responds well, I might move up to something special, like a year's tennis lesson at the San Jose Racquet Club. (I hear Serena Williams started this way). But if you really want to splurge, I would go for the diamond choker necklace. Just leave a little extra room for that adams apple to fluxate up and down.

Good Luck....Smitten in San Jose.

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