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The flow on this topic is way up as of LATE
Did they change something in the water
I hope VB had a plastic sheet for the mattress

Back in my married days, I had a quicky with a dancer in the parking lot of a club at closing time. I zipped up too quickly and headed home a little drunk. My ex-wife was still up, sitting in bed watching TV. As I took off my boxers, what should happen to fall out but the used condom.

Fortunately, she was into her program. I snatched it up in a heartbeat without her being any the wiser.

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No man is a failure who is enjoying life--William Faulkner

So now this thread has deteriorated to how often I change my sheets. OK for those perverts out there..... my sheets are changed by my maid once a week. I don't change them more often because when I get into bed alone,I like the feeling of smelling 3-4 chicas from the past week being in there with me. I'm sorry that you tourists can't say the same. lol

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but your love don't pay my bills,
I NEED THE MONEY!" - John Lee Hooker

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Nose bleed.

Paper cut.

Busted lip.

Bit lip.

Bit tongue
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Cut shaving my nut sack?

Cut shaving in bed?

Burst a pimple on my ass!

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