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 Post subject: Re: Margie...no shot
PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:03 pm 
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King Costa wrote:
Margie:

If you were naked in a cafe offering free BJs to any male over the age of 18 I doubt you would even be noticed.
I would limit your criteria of male candidates to the following:
2. Breathing

3. Circus (sorry Circus but I just had to)



6. Blind is OK


You might stand a chance


WTF? You apologize to Circus and not to me? :P :lol:

Blind yes, but you forget I have Daredevil's sense of smell. :roll: :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:22 pm 
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YO my little Margie:

Geezzzz....you guys are like a pack of wolves and mean to boot. Yea, yea, I know...all of you hate gringas....especially the one that took your home and bank accounts then kicked your sorry ass out.

Well, old Circus is above all that male cruelty and does feel a bit sad for her. As for her looks...ain't bad (in a paper bag) and I've certainly had worse over the last 50 years of phucking.

But I know where she is coming from. Hell, I can't get a pro or non pro to sleep with my pitiful self. If I ask a chica or gringa under 55 for a date...they either slap the shit out of me or laugh and then throw up.

I don't meet any of her criteria either. Failed again.

I don't suppose any of you have her phone #.....Nahhh !!! Never mind.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:43 pm 
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This is yet another of the stupid articles I see coming from CR written by expats. Almost as dumb as most everything in AM Costa Rica. They bitch and moan about the country they reside in.Poor me, blah, blah, blah. All bullshit. I always avoided expats like that when I resided in SEA. Several years of being a expat teacher taught me a few valuable things.

1)The country you now reside in is not the US.That is why you were required to get a passport and work visa.It is not "like" the US either.It is its own country.With own set of rules and customs.Don't like them, you are free to leave.Overseas living is not for everyone.

2)If the language of your new country is not English, time to learn it.Do not complain that everyone does not speak your language.The country has been speaking thier language hundreds of years before you were born.In the case of many Asian countries, thousands of years.Most likely you were one of the loudest complainers when Mexicans at your favorite fast food place or grocery store did not speak much English. But they are in America, you said.They should speak the language, you said. Suprise, the tables have been turned. You are on thier turf.You are the immigrant. And how you once felt is how they feel now.


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