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Berk2302
PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:06 am 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Fooled you... didn't I? :lol: :lol: :lol: Just getting in practice a little early for "April Fools Day"! :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P

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I suspect you've left a lot of DNA with a lot of chicas in CR :shock: - so maybe the joke's on you?? :lol:
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Berk2302 wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Fooled you... didn't I? :lol: :lol: :lol: Just getting in practice a little early for "April Fools Day"! :lol: :P :lol: :P :lol: :P

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You tricked me!(made me laugh though) :lol:
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I suspect you've left a lot of DNA with a lot of chicas in CR :shock: - so maybe the joke's on you?? :lol:

I know one guy who caught a chica emptying his used condom in her vagina after the deed. He went in the bathroom and saw her doing this and laughed at her. Altough I am certain the air would kill the sperm cells, I always dispose of the condom myself. I have even taking them out of the MP's myself. Don't want to leave a trail of DNA. BTW, my friend laughed at the chica because he had a vascetomy.


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Captain Cohiba wrote:
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. Altough I am certain the air would kill the sperm cells...!

Guess again, Tonto. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Berk,

I'm not surprised you're rushing April Fool's Day.

From what the chicas have told me...you sort of rush your climax, too.

Hope the bebe isn't as preemie as your ejaculations. :P :lol: :P

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I'm not surprised you're rushing April Fool's Day.

From what the chicas have told me...you sort of rush your climax, too.

Hope the bebe isn't as preemie as your ejaculations. :P :lol: :P


Oh.. no! You've got it all wrong. I make every chica climb the walls with a screaming "O"... which falls in line with my nickname that all the chicas and bartenders know me by... "Dr. O". It's short for Dr. OH MY GAWD!... you're a professional! :lol: :P :lol:

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Pacifica55 wrote:
Captain Cohiba wrote:
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. Altough I am certain the air would kill the sperm cells...!

Guess again, Tonto. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:


You've got that right... we're not talking about anaerobic bacteria! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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El Ciego wrote:
Berk,

I'm not surprised you're rushing April Fool's Day.

From what the chicas have told me...you sort of rush your climax, too.

Hope the bebe isn't as preemie as your ejaculations. :P :lol: :P


Oh.. no! You've got it all wrong. I make every chica climb the walls with a screaming "O"... which falls in line with my nickname that all the chicas and bartenders know me by... "Dr. O". It's short for Dr. OH MY GAWD!... you're a professional! :lol: :P :lol:

Berk....


Hahaha! :lol: Good one! :D And here I thought Dr. O. was short for...oh shit, grab a towel.... :lol:

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Don't make me laugh: IT HURTS


I'm sitting here with a 4 inch gash in my side with uncountable stitches holding me together. Please don't make me laugh like this. So that you do not misunderstand its not a funny early April fool's joke that I'm laughing at. It's the Freudian truth that lays behind the supposed lie I'm laughing at. His little darling is pregnant and he just had to tell us even though he's pretending he's not telling us. This little puppy is sick. 8) :lol: 8) :lol: 8) :lol:

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OK, I've got it figured out now....this whole scam Santa's Bro is leading, getting us bleeding hearts to donate to the orphange, is really just a front to take care of Mr. Berk's little bebe.

What a great idea - CRT fund for bastard (no offense intended) K*ds of CRT seed.
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Yeah, and Berk is about to discover that it really is all about the money.... :P :lol:

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Lee wrote:
Don't make me laugh: IT HURTS


I'm sitting here with a 4 inch gash in my side with uncountable stitches holding me together. Please don't make me laugh like this. So that you do not misunderstand its not a funny early April fool's joke that I'm laughing at. It's the Freudian truth that lays behind the supposed lie I'm laughing at. His little darling is pregnant and he just had to tell us even though he's pretending he's not telling us. This little puppy is sick. 8) :lol: 8) :lol: 8) :lol:

Lee


You spoil everything! I wondered when you were gonna chime in. :lol: :P :lol: :P

Who has got a crib they want to sell... CHEAP? I know some of you others have been in the same boat!

Berk.... shopping for bebe clothes next week

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El Ciego wrote:
Yeah, and Berk is about to discover that it really is all about the money.... :P :lol:


Have you seen the price of diapers in SJO? Geeeez!!!!!!

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