www.CostaRicaTicas.com

YO Puckers and Fuckers:

Shit, I've got to try something. I'm tired of no bodily contact at these events. Every time I approach a chica she either gets mad or throws up.

DonPapi put me up to this crap. Told me that I could meet the chica of my dreams if I would set up a kissing booth at the party. I've got to admit....I have some dire reservations about doing this. Hell, there are a lot of unclean chica mouths out there. Thanks to them nibbling on ye member's peckers.

Perhaps I could have alot of Handi-wip containers there so I can scrub off their lips before they plant a kiss on my ugly mouth. Brillo pads for the real ugly and acne ones. A paper bag for those with sores on their lips...ughhhh.

No, I have not confronted Admin about this.....too weird to address that busy fellow.

What to charge: Let's see.....5,000 colones, no....3,000 colones, no.....500 colones, Damn with this. What ever the market will bear.

Then again, what if a tranny or a (Lord forbid) CRT member throws colones in the hat. Yea, I'm out of there.

Forget it. This hombre is not taking the chance with a lot of new strango members coming into town. Not to mention the chicas that don't brush and rinse their mouth after BBBJ.

Hey Papi......Thanks for a yucko idea.

Did somebody mention cien?

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

But Circus…a mini of vodka between each should kill any germs…

Mendo

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"It takes a lot of good beer to make a great wine"

How about you kiss them with the vertical smile?

problem solved?

circus gave me a dollar

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You can't drive me crazy I am so close i can walk

How much do YOU pay each chica

Any chica should be honored to kiss the lips of the founder and CEO of CCI Inc. Especially when she hears that a comp night at the landmark resort might be in the offering. Personally, I will see to it that every tranny at the Parque Marazan gets the news. After all, it's least I can do for the gentelman from Florida..
LVSteve

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Just an old horney, fat gambler.

Ah never mind............. thats to easy I will pass

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

Circus I will pay a drunk chica to forgive herself and kiss you

Everything else after that is on you my friend. The last thing I need is a pimping rap


NYG

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Damm that water is cold!!!
And deep too!!!

Ever think of the glory hole idea Circus?? You know then even PL and LH can participate cause as Spanky always says, if you can't see 'em eye-to-eye, it isn't gay

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The only thing that matters is happiness in all it forms...

YO Kissing Bandits:

Well I should have known not to share an idea this disfunctional group of hard ons. Now that I'm finally here in this bed of sin I'll have to rethink this kissing stuff.

Hell, I thought for awhile AA flight out of Miami was not going to get off the ground Thursday. Our plane was sick so they told us that we had a small chance of getting out by 2 PM or it could be 6PM or that we would become airport orphans.

I met up with Lion King and Sailor at the gate and we bitched among ourselves. Thanks to LK and his pull with the Admirals Club we had a drink and short relaxing and walla....they announced they had found a plane.

Late getting in but after running into Gamblinman at the Pres, he felt sorry for me and gave me a bottle of Stoli. With no food in me I made love to that bottle during the afternoon and finally had some greasy KFC bird then layed down for a nap at 7PM so I could hit the bricks ready for action

SHIT !!! I didn't wake up at 1:30 AM. So much for my first wasted day in SJ. Pitiful is as pitiful does.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

Hey Circus I will through money in the hat if you promise to be the first to stuff colonies in my tighty whities.

Hell I will even give you a hug when I dry out.

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Take a walk on the wild side.