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ROFLMAO barely covers it, that is funny

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OK, Ok, Circus;

I'll fess up.
This is really hard to confess due to the fact that I'll probably get a bunch of flak and ridicule.
A few years ago I was in San Jose and on one of my more drunken drinking binges. Hell I wish I was on a black-out as I wish I could forget it ever happened. But I don't have black-outs, Damn !!
I was wandering in one of the neighborhoods around where the Zona Blue is. It was late at night I was horney as hell and looking for a Chica to satisfy my needs. There wasn't anything going on anywhere I looked.
As I strolled up the street a dog came up to me and was wagging it's tail. The dog was a scraggly long haired mutt that was ugly as sin but so ugly it was kind of cute. ( at least I thought so ) I started petting it and it was vary friendly. I looked and saw it was a female and noticed that she must be in heat as her vagina was all puffed out.
Well my little mind started racing and I was having some wicked thoughts. I looked around and there wasn't anybody to be seen. I led the little lady into a doorway and proceeded to have my way with her.

I know, I know you are all thinking how could a guy take advantage of a poor little dog. Well, I am a real dog lover myself ( At this point it's somehow a forgone conclusion. ) Well I'll tell ya this dog was really enjoying it as she arched her back and was using her legs to push her hind quarters into me ... ( Hell, I thought that I was going to be TOO large for this Bitch ) but she took all of me and seemed to want more ?
She was a good girl. And surprisingly wet and tight. She was even making some great innocent growls and tiny barks. I was thinking of getting a bit of head but those teeth were real scary looking.
After I came in her I left my manhood inside untill it went soft. I figured that she would exspect us to get "stuck together" so I did not want to disappoint her and also wanted to be a darn good mate.

The one drawback I had was that that darn tail kept getting in the way and ended up giving me a Hell of a rash on my lower abdomen. Also I didn't have any padding on the concrete for my knees and they ended up quite sore. If you ever have gotten rug burn you never want to try concrete burn. I had trouble walking for a week. Other that that a great time was had by all. Oh ya, on the plus side she was hairy ( I prefer the bush) she didn't care about a condom or that I came inside her.
So all I can say is that I was with a "real dog " so to speak, WOOF WOOF BOW WOW Baby.
I guess if compared to the Chic's in the Del Rey she was real ugly but beauty IS in the eye of the beholder, is it not ?
I named her Peaches.

After our late night romp I went to a local soda and bought Peaches a nice meal of chicken that she devoured ( I guess great sex and the fact that your starving gives you one Hell of an appetite ! )
I gave Peaches a nice parting pet & hug and left, I thought, but she fallowed me all the way the to Presidente where I had to end up paying a street K*D to take her away.

I kind of felt bad about leaving her ( especially after we bonded the way we did ) but I knew that it was impossible to bring her back to the States with me.
On the plus side the entire night only cost me a chicken dinner and I have yet to receive a "request for money"
All in all, a great yet somehow wierd experience.

Absolutly, Nucknfuts

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All right, c'mon Nuck - not even YOU are capable of that one!

Very amusing piece of writing - and possibly the sickest thing that's ever been posted here (and that's saying a lot)...

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YO Nuck:

You did not divulge the most important concern. Was the bitch was of legal age.

Good story. And Rhythm, you enjoyed the tongue'n'cheek also.....and, just placing a good face on it so this forum does not slide the slippery slope....that's cool.

Anyway Nuck, I'm glad to see your return to writing some satirical stuff. I only hope that the readers here can see the little not so hidden meanings and comparisons to real life. I would have paid in gold to have seen the reaction from some gringa or chica reading that on the internet and throwing a fit. Damn, that would be a hoot.

I just hope that I don't get tempted to write about my cousins on the farm back in Georgia. Hell, they are all dead so maybe it would be okay. NAW....probably not.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

Unphucking beliveable Nuck, a site to see a haggered 6'5" tranny with a long flowing blond wig having his way with an innocent little doggie, but hey your a nice guy, taking her to mariscar, did Florida and Zig see her? Did Oscar or Glen try to hustle her for spare change after dinner also?

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Hey There,

This theme " fattest and or ugliest Chica" reminds me of a time in the Navy.

First off let me explain to those who have not participated in the trials and tribulations one goes through when
" out to sea" for extended periods of time with no women around.

1st. rule learned is " do not drop your soap in the shower "
2nd. rule, and more importantly, if said soap is dropped, "do not ever attempt to pick it up "

If only rule #1 is broken, you might leave the shower not so clean.

If rule #2 is broken, you will leave the shower feeling way more dirty then you were when entering said shower.

There were many times we were out to sea for a month to a month and a half at a time without ever seeing land.

Well there are many, many different things sailors come up with to amuse themselves while out to sea.
Also it amplifies big time when we get to shore and with all the beer and broads you want and or can handle.
This story take place during shore leave in Olongapo City Philippines at the time of the Vietnam conflict.
It was D.B .Bones (true name) bet that started the whole ordeal. He thought up that it would be fun to see who could find the ugliest and fattest Chica in all of the P.I. (Philippines)
He made it interesting by having us all put $20 in a pot and whoever won would get the dough.
We would all go our own way starting at say 1800 hrs. (6 o'clock) and meet up at New Jallows (sp) a bar.at 2400 hrs. (12 o'clock)

Well we were all in. We all show up at varying times with our "lovely ladies " in tow. Some of the women couldn't be hookers. Damn they were TOO UGLY!!! And TOO FAT !!!
What guy in his right mind, that wasn't blind, ( sorry El Ciego, no offence)( although I know none was taken) would ever go with these retched winches. There were some with one, maybe two teeth. Some with serious skin problems. some with warts and all. One must have been 80 years old. Stringy gray hair and clothes drooping. You get the picture.

We are sitting around laughing and drinking San Miguel's looking at all the "beauties" analizing and trying to figure out who's was the prettiest and who's was the big winner.
Well we are all there except D.B.Bone's. He walks in about 12:30 with just a knock-out of a Chica on his arm. I mean she was SMOKEN HOT !!
All our eyes and mouths are now fully open looking at this magnificent creature. He calmly walks over to our table and blurts out " I LOSE "
We all went crazy and a hell of a fun time laughing our asses off for weeks.
The real fun was trying to get rid of the "lovely ladies".. TOO GOOD.
The Philippino women are famous for "let's say" (not lettin go.)

Rediculously Nucknfuts

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I wish I were there drinking a San Miguel myself. Good to see you back Nucknfuts and great writing.rbc100

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