Orange wrote:
He hasn't seen the real Costa Rica. He spends his vacation in some poshy resort, he's never been around the people, the culture, THE CHICAS!!!

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The last time I saw the "real" Costa Rica I had three police officers knocking on my door at Hotel Nuevo Johnson after a CHICA reported that I had an und***ge CHICA in my room. After the officers checked the cedula of the naked young hot CHICA in my bed the other CHICA changed her story and told the officers I beat her earlier in the night. I had to pay to officers to take the BITCH away.
Another sweet Colombiana CHICA ripped me off about $200 after she phucked me close to death only hours earlier. I thought she loved me.
And this one night when I was walking back to the Presidente Hotel from HDR I was chased down the street by a would be mugger and was lucky to make it to safety before he stabbed and/or shot me to death.
Another time this CHICA took a swing at me in Key Largo because she didn't like that I shared photos of her with a few Ticos and CRT members.
I will never forget about the CHICA would called the police and informed them that I would be carrying illegal drugs on my flight out of Costa Rica. Several officers and immigration officials escorted me to a private room just to make sure the CHICA was not telling the truth. They were very cautious with the examination and inspection but they did recieved a call and felt the need to act on it.
Thanks to a VIP CRT member for telling his NOVIA PUTA that I posted her pics in the VIP Gallery my last trip was ruined because they CHICA had a few Ticos looking to invite me to dinner, or so they said.
Most recently I read about a Canandian man who was found dead in the water.
And the most disturbing news I heard about the real Costa Rica is.... there is a plethora of CHICAS willing to Phuck old drunken fat gringos for money.
I don't believe it!! It's just a fantasy because the real Costa Rica is all about vacationing in a POSH resort. I may be wrong though, not the first time, nor the last.
PUTA VIDA! You got to love it!
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