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Having wound up with crabs twice in CR, I don't mind shaved ladies the way I once did. I hate stubble, but insects chewing on my body are not welcome.

I have to go along with the chicas who ask you to buy them a drink after you turn them down. If I bought a drink for every chica I turned down in CR, I'd have no phuckin' money left! Asking money for cab fare pisses me off too.

On my last trip in October, I had a chica say she wanted to kill herself because I didn't want to take her. Now, I'm a decent looking guy, but I'm no Brad Pitt or whoever, and I both have a brain & choose to use it, so I didn't buy into this crap at all. Of course, it still didn't change my mind. Has anyone else had this line used on them before?

No, but I've had a lot of chicas say they'd rather kill themselves than have sex with me. Does that count?

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

What they said

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Cigar smoking doesn’t reduce us, it elevates us; It makes us more content to be alone, or it helps us to enjoy our companions. It encourages us to dwell on the simple moments and celebrate the sublime.
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Hung like Einstein and smart as a mule.
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You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.

Paco

Funny.... they said the same about me!

King Costa

Bobzilla

I had one chick say she was going to kill herself AFTER she had sex with me.


King

That's still not as bad as having sex with a chica, and then afterwards she picks up a sword, chases you around the room and tries to kill YOU with it! Ringing any bells Sparky ?!?!!?!?
MG

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Now there's a story I want to hear!!

How about a story about a 6' 5" member that had his life threaten with a water bottle and pen! The chica was 4'11" and weighed about 90 pounds.!

When a Chica takes A big hairy dump right before you begin & the exhaust fan has no way of keeping up with the odor rolling out from the bath room . Some of them save their shit up til they find a clean & tidy bathroom to let her rip . Wasn't it MG that had the floaters spinning around in is toilet a while back?? ( now that is a true SPINNER ).

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Spunk glazed Chicas are the building blocks of the universe!

Sorry mi amigo. That was my wingman, CRLECHERO, but you've got a good memory! It was April, 2006, his 1st trip to CR, and his 1st chica. She was lactating and farting profusely throughout their session. Then in the middle of the session, she excused herself to use the bathroom. That's when she decided to take a power-dump, and she peeled the paint off the walls, and left a couple floaters in the throne.

He got so disgusted, that he ended the session. Then, adding insult to injury, while she was getting dressed, she slapped a pad on, because she was "spotting"! It wasn't me brother, but nevertheless, a true (and truly disgusting) story!

Here's the thread for anyone who didn't see it back in April:
https://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/vi ... highlight=

Mucho Gusto

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Holy phuck!! What a thing to happen on your first trip!! I wouldn't be surprised if that put him off CR forever...

I'm more forgiving... it's all a game and we as mongers are all involved in this twisted world of mongering.

It's fun and exciting... for boys and girls.

Take it for what it is and enjoy your time with the chicas.. fond memories to sustain you through old age.

What really turns me off is Gringos acting like rockstars in HDR. YOu know the type of talking about. They wear expensive jewelry and throw money around so all the chicas can see how rich and important he is.

These type of guys are a joke!!
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